The Loony Bin
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Mon, 10 Feb 1997 16:37:58 +0000
Hiya All...
This one comes from Richard - one of our new archive readers...
BTW, a reminder to everyone not to take offense at any Loony mail -
remember we have always insulted everybody equally here...:-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Englishman, the Scotsman and the Pakistani all have babies on the
same day at the same hospital. Two of the babies are blond and fair
skinned. The third has black hair and dark skin.
Unfortunately the babies get muddled up and the three fathers resolve
the problem by agreeing that they will draw lots and choose a baby each.
The Scotsman wins and chooses the baby with the black hair and the dark
skin. The nurse challenges the Scotsman who has clearly chosen the
Pakistani baby.
"It's OK," he replies. "I don't want to have any chance of choosing a
bastard English....".