The Loony Bin
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Mon, 13 Jan 1997 20:12:19 +0000
Hiya People... Here are some questions and answers of all kinds...some are a bit on the rude side... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Q Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A Because they have got no balls to scratch. Q What is the worst insult a woman can offer a man? A ?Is it in? Cannot feel anything? Q What is it that goes in hard and stiff and come out soft and wet? A Chewing gum. Q Why do woman make better goalkeepers than men? A Because they can stop two balls at one time. Q What is the difference between a girl praying and a girl bathing? A One has a soul full of hope while the other has a hole full of soap. Q What is the speed limit of sex? A 68. Because at 69, you have to turn around.