The Loony Bin
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Tue, 24 Dec 1996 06:10:29 +0000
Hiya Folks......
If you must use a phrase for any purpose, make sure it can't be used in
error...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to
perform anymore. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few
things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers
him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink
confess, " I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on
a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke...
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it
once a year! All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise for as
long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens when it's over?"
The witch doctor says "All you have to say is '1234' and it will go
down. But be warned it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home and that night he is ready to surprise his wife with
the good news...So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", and
suddenly he gets an erection.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '123' for?