Lazy...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 15 Dec 1996 18:18:31 +0000


Hiya All...

Here's a story of someone so lazy...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A businessman on holiday was walking along a beach when he came upon a
fisherman who was fast asleep. Just then, his fishing rod began to jerk
rapidly.

"Hey There" shouted the businessman, "You have a bite"

The fisherman yawned, "Would you do me a favour and pull the line in for
me."

The businessman was surprised, but did as he was asked.

"Now, put some fresh bait on the hook and cast the line out for me"

Again, surprised, the businessman did as he was asked.

"You know" he said, "anyone as lazy as you should be married and have a
son to do this sort of thing for you.

The fisherman said, "Great idea, any idea where I can find a pregnant
woman?"