The Loony Bin
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Sun, 1 Dec 1996 01:37:45 +0000
Hiya People..
Here's an opportunity which may interest you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
THE FERTILIZER CLUB
(from the files of Cheryl Rogers - smiles@bapp.com)
This is being sent to you for we know that you are critically interested
in your lawn. This is a fertilizer club, it will not cost you a cent to
join.
Upon receipt of this letter, go to the first house on the top of the
list and poop on the lawn. You will not be the only one there so don't
be embarrassed.
Then make five (5) copies of this letter, leaving out the first name on
the list and adding your own to the bottom. Send these five copies to
five of your friends who appreciate a good lawn. You will not get any
money or checks. But within one week if this chain is not broken, there
will be 9,125 people pooping on your lawn.
Your reward will come next summer when your lawn will be the greenest
lawn in the neighborhood.
Mrs. Harry Butt
236 Corn Cob Lane
Mrs. Lucy Bowels
29 Bedpan Lane
Mrs. Smel E. B. Hind
234 Dia Rea Way
Mrs. C Howie Pharts
276 Fertilizer Parkway
Mr Orval Crap
346 Enema Dr
Mr. C. Bigger Movements
U 2 Rectum Road
Mrs. Took A Leak
765 Running Loose Lane
Very Truly Yours,
Your Friendly Neighbor
P.S. If you are constipated pass this along to your neighbor.
Do not break this chain. One man didn't give a poop and he lost
his entire lawn. Don't let this happen to you!