The Loony Bin
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Wed, 13 Nov 1996 19:29:51 +0000
Hiya All... Here's a post which identifies some of the people involved in government procurement... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- PRINCIPAL PLAYERS IN GOVERNMENT PROCUREMENT An ENGINEER is a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along learning more and more about less and less until finally he/she knows practically everything about nothing. Now, and AUDITOR is born certain of everything. Figures don't lie and hindsight is truth. So he/she never learns anything about anything. A LAWYER on the other hand is a person who knows very little about many things and keeps learning less and less about more and more until he/she knows practically nothing about everything. A BUYER starts out knowing everything about everything but ends up knowing nothing about anything due to his association with engineers, auditors, and lawyers. A CONTRACTING OFFICER is a buyer in the final stages of deterioration who is so thoroughly confused about not knowing anything about anything that his/her sole remaining accomplishment is his/her ability to sign his/her name.