The Loony Bin
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Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:41:52 +0000
Hiya People... Here's something on the end of the world, sent to us by Shelley... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA TODAY: We're Dead THE WALL STREET JOURNAL: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends NATIONAL ENQUIRER: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again PLAYBOY: Girls of the Apocalypse MICROSOFT SYSTEMS JOURNAL: Apple Loses Market Share VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG: Our Final Sale SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Game Over. The Last New Thing. ROLLING STONE: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour READERS DIGEST CONDENSED: 'Bye DISCOVER MAGAZINE: How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos? TV GUIDE: Death and Damnation: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! LADY'S HOME JOURNAL: Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!! AMERICA ONLINE: System Temporarily Down. Try Calling Back in 15 Minutes. INC. MAGAZINE: Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse. SUN: Armageddon-Tolerant Software Now Available! THE VATICAN PRESS: "Told You So"