End of the world...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:41:52 +0000


Hiya People...

Here's something on the end of the world, sent to us by Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

USA TODAY:                   We're Dead

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL:     Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends

NATIONAL ENQUIRER:           O.J. and Nicole, Together Again

PLAYBOY:                     Girls of the Apocalypse

MICROSOFT SYSTEMS JOURNAL:   Apple Loses Market Share

VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG:   Our Final Sale

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED:          Game Over.  The Last New Thing.

ROLLING STONE:               The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour

READERS DIGEST CONDENSED:    'Bye

DISCOVER MAGAZINE:           How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We 
                             Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?

TV GUIDE:                    Death and Damnation: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

LADY'S HOME JOURNAL:         Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New
                             "Armageddon" Diet!!

AMERICA ONLINE:              System Temporarily Down.  Try Calling Back 
                             in 15 Minutes.

INC. MAGAZINE:               Ten Ways You Can Profit From The 
                             Apocalypse.

SUN:                         Armageddon-Tolerant Software Now Available!

THE VATICAN PRESS:           "Told You So"