The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 6 Nov 1996 00:29:51 +0000
Hiya Folks... Here's some more from Alan...some old and some new... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Queries for Serious Consideration Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach? Is there another word for synonym? Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? How can there be self-help *groups*? If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs? When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why do they report power outages on TV? Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? If you lick the air, does it get wet?