The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:20:38 +0000
Hiya Folks... Another one from Alan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A lady walks into a pet shop. She explains to the owner that she lives alone and would like to get a dog for companionship and asks what breed he would recommend. The owner says, "I think you might be more interested in getting a frog as a pet." "A frog!" the lady exclaims, "what would I do with a frog?" "This frog is special," the owner replies. "He has been trained to perform oral sex on women." Her curiousity is peaked and she hesitantly agrees to the rather steep price of $200 for the frog. She goes home, takes a long bubble bath, puts on a very sexy negligee, lays down on the bed and puts the frog in front of her. "Okay frog, do your stuff," she commands. The frog stares at her. She reaches down and taps the frog on the head, "C'mon froggie, let's go." After ten minutes with no success, she calls up the pet store and starts loudly abusing the owner. The owner calms her down and tells her he will be right over to check on the frog and to see what's wrong. When he arrives, he asks the lady to explain to him exactly what she has done up to the point of where the frog would not perform. She explains about the bubble bath, the sexy negligee, then she lays down on the bed and puts the frog in front of her again. The owner looks at the frog, looks at the lady, picks up the frog and says to the frog, "Look, I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"