The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 25 Oct 1996 14:20:03 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here are three short ones for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A little boy walks up to a pregnant who is sitting on a park bench. He finally gets enough nerve to talk to the lady. Boy : What's that? (pointing to the mother-to-be's stomach) Lady: That's my baby. Boy : Oh. Do you love it? Lady: Of course I do. Boy : Then why did you eat it? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Question: What do you call it when a man gets his tubes cut? Answer : A vasectomy. Question: What do you call it when a woman gets her uterus removed? Answer : A hysterectomy. Question: What do you call a woman who gets a sex change? Answer : An Adadictomy. (Add-a-dick-to-me) =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes