The Loony Bin
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Thu, 24 Oct 1996 18:34:44 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
This came from Shelley - another variation on a theme we've seen
before...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.
Somebody asked her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died
before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our
wedding day."
"The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer and he just sat
on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."