The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:54:28 +0100
Hiya All... Here are some more genuine newspaper headlines which have been sent to us by Alan...I think we've seen some...not sure about the others... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES - Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say - Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers - Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted - Drunk gets nine months in violin case - Survivor of siamese twins joins parents - Farmer Bill dies in house - Iraqi head seeks arms - Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? - Stud tires out - Prostitutes appeal to Pope - Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over - Soviet virgin lands short of goal again - British left waffles on Falkland Islands - Eye drops off shelf - Teacher strikes idle kids - Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead - Squad helps dog bite victim - Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66 - Enraged cow injures farmer with ax - Plane too close to ground, crash probe told - Miners refuse to work after death - Juvenile court to try shooting defendant - Stolen painting found by tree - Two soviet ships collide, one dies - 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter - Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years - Never withhold herpes infection from loved one - Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84 - War dims hope for peace - If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while - Cold wave linked to temperatures - Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide