News...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 19 Oct 1996 21:54:28 +0100


Hiya All...

Here are some more genuine newspaper headlines which have been sent to
us by Alan...I think we've seen some...not sure about the others...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES
     
- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say 
- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
- Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted 
- Drunk gets nine months in violin case
- Survivor of siamese twins joins parents 
- Farmer Bill dies in house
- Iraqi head seeks arms
- Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? 
- Stud tires out
- Prostitutes appeal to Pope
- Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over 
- Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
- British left waffles on Falkland Islands 
- Eye drops off shelf
- Teacher strikes idle kids
- Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead 
- Squad helps dog bite victim
- Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66 
- Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
- Plane too close to ground, crash probe told 
- Miners refuse to work after death
- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant 
- Stolen painting found by tree
- Two soviet ships collide, one dies
- 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter 
- Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
- Never withhold herpes infection from loved one 
- Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
- War dims hope for peace
- If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while 
- Cold wave linked to temperatures
- Enfiels couple slain;  Police suspect homicide