Slogans...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 16 Oct 1996 14:11:51 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

More proof that fact is stranger than fiction...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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      Slogans on T-Shirts Seen In a Recent Catalogue:


"If It Has Tires or Testicles, It's Gonna Cause You Trouble"

"Wake Me Up When You're Done Talking About Yourself"

"Crankiness Comes With Age, You Snot-Nosed Jerk"

"Men Are Not Pigs.  Pigs Are Gentle, Sensitive, and Intelligent Animals"

"My Sexual Preference Is Not You"

"It Must Suck To Be You"

"Master Baiters Catch More Fish"

"On the Information Super Highway, I'm RoadKill"

"I'm Busy, You're Ugly.  Now Have a Nice Day"

"Grow Your Own Dope, Plant a Man"

"Condoms Don't Fit Me...Thank God For Garbage Bags"

"It's Better To Be An Old Fart Than a Young Shithead"

"No Problem -- I Love Working My Ass Off For No Money"

"If Assholes Could Fly, This Place Would Be An Airport"

"I Do Whatever The Voices In My Head Tell Me To Do"

"Don't Steal.  The Government Doesn't Like the Competition"