Thoughts on Golf...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 16 Oct 1996 14:09:53 +0100


Hiya People...

Ever thought that golf was a strange game...???...here's proof...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


- In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs
  and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it
  is called golf.

- The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up
  work to get his mind off golf.

- Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor
  players!

- Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

- The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too 
  often.

- There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice
  constantly....or start cheating.

- An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice....once before
  swinging, and once again after swinging.

- Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count,
  criticize or laugh.

- Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in
  front of you, and the fastest are those behind.

- Golf:  A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

- There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play 
  eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.