Simple and Obvious Reasons...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 8 Oct 1996 21:25:40 +0100


Hiya People...

Here are some obvious reasons for natural events...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Next time you can't explain something, remember that there is always a
simple and obvious reason. Take for instance:


1) Short days in winter and long days in summer are because 'cold 
   contracts and heat expands'.

2) Pigeons are spontaneously generated as no one ever sees a baby pigeon 
   in a park.

3) The movement of trees creates the wind.  As anyone can plainly see, 
   when leaves and branches are still, no wind is produced.

4) The earth is flat at the poles due to the constant pressure of the 
   wing nuts.  This can be clearly seen on any desk-top model of the 
   globe.

5) Gravity is decreasing.  A few years ago the Wright brothers  battled 
   against gravity to get their plane a few feet off the ground. Gravity 
   has decreased to such an extent that we can now fly to the moon.