Heaven...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 1 Oct 1996 21:18:11 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Another one from Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A man died and went to heaven. He was stopped at the pearly gates by,
you guessed it, St. Peter.

St. Peter:      Hold it Mister. You just can't walk in. We have our 
                procedureshere. I need to know how many points you have.

Man:            Points, what da ya mean, points.

St. Peter:      You have to have at least 200 points to get in here.

Man:            How do I get points?

St. Peter:      We determine your points by the life you led. Just what 
                did you do in your life that would earn you points here?

Man:            Let's see. I was a member of my church for 47 years, a 
                deacon, and a Sunday School teacher for 32 years.

St. Peter:      That's very good.  You get one point.

Man:            Oh my. Let me think again. I was a good husband. I never  
                cheated on my wife. My children loved me because I was a 
                good father. I tithed, and worked at the soup kitchen. I 
                was in the Lions Club, the Rotary, and the Ruitian Club, 
                and president of it for 6 years.

St. Peter:      That's very good too.  You get another point.

The man thinks and thinks.  Finally he says:

Man:            Gosh, if I get in here it will be by the grace of God.

St. Peter:      That's worth 198 points.  Come on in!




Grace and Peace
Karen M. Jones, serving with God's people through
Westminster Presbyterian Church, Jackson, Michigan





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