Adam's Good and Bad News...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 26 Sep 1996 16:12:40 +0100


Hiya People...

So now you know...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
   

One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.  

"I've got some good news and some bad news", God said.  

Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."  

Smiling, God explained, "I've got two new organs for you.  One is called
a brain.  It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things,
and have intelligent conversations with Eve.  The other organ I have for
you is called a penis.  It will allow you to reproduce your now
intelligent life form and populate this planet.  Eve will be very happy
that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to
me.  What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"

God looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is that
when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these
organs at a time."