The Loony Bin
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Sun, 22 Sep 1996 19:43:12 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's something on marriage...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few
seconds.
"Who was it?" he asked.
"My husband," she replied.
"I better get going," he said. "Where was he?"
"Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you."
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Stewardess: I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but we left your wife behind in
Atlanta.
Mr. Smith: Thank goodness! I thought I was going deaf!
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A young man said to his girlfriend's father, "I realise this is only a
formality, but would you mind me marrying your daughter?"
"Who says it's only a formality?" asked the father angrily.
"Her obstetrician" replied the young man.
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A guy came home early one day and found his wife in bed with another
man.
"Who the hell is this?" asked the husband furiously.
"Good question," answered the wife. "Say, fella, what's your name?"
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, patience, understanding, perseverance, and
a lot of other things you wouldn't need if you'd stayed single!
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Tactful husband who forgot: "But, Dear, how can you expect me to
remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
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The story of the woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered
with jewels. Her explanation: "If I die and my husband remarries, I want
his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
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A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin
resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they
had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they
were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds.
The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on
the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man
asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love".
The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you mind not throwing the
peelings out the window ... they're choking my ducks!"