The number of the beast (fwd)

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 13 Sep 1996 16:33:01 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's another one from Chuck...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Everybody knows that 666 is the number of the beast.  BUT - did you know
that:


$665.95         -the retail price of the beast
$699.25         -price of the beast + 5% sales tax
$769.95         -price of the beast with all accessories and replacement 
                 soul
$656.66         -Walmart price of the beast

6, uh...what was that number again?     -price of the blonde beast

00666           -zip code of the beast
1-900-666-0666  -Live beasts!  One-on-one pacts! Call now!  Only 
                 $6.66/minute!
                 Over 18 only, please.
Route 666       -Highway of the beast
666 F           -Oven temperature for roast beast
666k            -Retirement plan of the beast
6.66%           -5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank,
                 $666 minimum deposit.
i66686          -CPU of the beast
666i            -BMW of teh beast
DSM-666         -diagnostic and statistical manual of the beast
668             -next door neighbor of the beast



Credit:  Mike Artz