The Loony Bin
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Tue, 10 Sep 1996 17:27:50 +0100
Hiya All...
A pig and a chicken have a different point of view...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event
was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to
the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried. "Why don't we offer them ham and
eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution.
For me, it's a total commitment."