The Loony Bin
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			Sun, 8 Sep 1996 17:16:13 +0100
		
Hiya People...
Here's another of those strange tales...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The synod was meeting and the waitress stopped at a group of ministers
and offered sherry. 
The first minister accepted a glass but the second declared, "No thank
you, I would rather commit adultery than let the demon drink pass my
lips".
At this point the first minister put his glass back on the tray and
said, "Oh, I didn't know there was a choice......."