The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Thu, 5 Sep 1996 02:46:09 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's someone who doens't know when it's best to say nothing... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A man and his wife were driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, and the officer approaches the car. State cop: "License and registration please." Man : "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?" State cop: "I clocked you on radar doing 75mph." Man : "There must be some mistake, I was only going 65." Wife : "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!" State cop: "I'm also citing you for having a tail light out." Man : "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out." Wife : "Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months." State Cop: "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seatbelt." Man : "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car." Wife : "Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt." Man : "Listen you dumb b*tch, shut your f*ckin' mouth!!!" State Cop: "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way? Wife : "Only when he's drunk......."