The Loony Bin
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			Mon, 2 Sep 1996 16:44:19 +0100
		
Hiya Loonies...
Here's another genie tale for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an old lamp
washed up on the shore. He takes it home and places it on the mantle,
but doesn't give much thought. A few weeks later he looks at it and
decides, what the heck, let's rub it and see what happens.
Sure enough, a genie appears and immediately says, "Thank you, master,
for freeing me from the lamp. In repayment I offer you three wishes."
The man thinks for a while and says, "I really don't know what to
wish for."
The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what most people
want in life."
The man replies, "No, I have enough money; I don't need more."
The genie says, "How about travel? I can take you to the far corners
of the world in an instant."
The man replies, "No, I've been to many places and I like it here."
The genie says, "How about your sex life? How often to you have sex?"
"Oh, about two times a week," is the man's reply.
"I can make your sex life much more active than that," says the genie.
"Gee," says the man, "I thought twice a week was pretty good for a
 priest in a town this small."