The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 31 Aug 1996 20:51:33 +0100
Hiya Folks...
A kilt story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One day old Bruce was walking with his wee lass on some lonely hill in
the highlands of Scotland.
Naturally he was wearing his specific clan-kilt. Both were still
teenagers madly in love and very naive towards sexuallity and the ways
of the world.
So the lass asks Bruce:"So Bruce wat ya gut under that wee skirt?"
Bruce replies:"Well, ya can put ya hand under it and feel"
So the innocent girl does as suggested, "Hey Bruce, it feels gruesome!"
Says Bruce:"Hey gal, if ya touch it again it will grue-some more!"