The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 24 Aug 1996 01:30:17 +0100
Hiya All... Several versions of this have come my way recently, one of them from Alan... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- President Clinton is arriving back in D.C. after a trip to his home state of Arkansas. He steps out of the plane carrying two pigs, one under each arm. When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual. Clinton says; "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full." The Marine replies: "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!" President Clinton responds: "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!" The Marine replies: "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!" The President then responds; "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea." The Marine guard then replies; "Yes Sir! good trade Sir!"