The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 19 Aug 1996 11:14:56 +0100
Hiya People... I vaguely remember this going out in the very early days of the Loonies, but Emma has brought it to my attention once again, and it certainly deserves a second airing... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95. ------------------------------------------------------------- #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision #2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision. #1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. #1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW! #2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.