The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 9 Aug 1996 02:22:58 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's some more stuff on Win 95...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
- What's the difference between windows '95 and a highly destructive
unstoppable virus ?
About 90 Megs of Hard Disk space
- Why did Bill Gates invent Windows '95 ?
To make windows 3.11 look acceptable and reliable
- Why was the original name for Windows '95 , Chicago ?
To fool people into believing mICRO sOFT had invented a new operating
system.
- Why did they change the name to Windows '95 ?
No one was fooled.
- What's the difference between Windows '95 and Windows 3.11 ?
91.89
- How do you know Windows is $h!t ?
Macs have been operating on it for years.
- Some new decision buttons for New York (which will be renamed
Windows '96)
(1) CLOSE OR IGNORE and PRAY
(2) FAIL OR ABORT OR DESTROY WINDOWS
(3) EXIT WINDOWS OR CRASH WINDOWS
- Windows '96 will also have artificial intelligence
(1) Unable to FORMAT A: Having a go at C:
(2) Can't Compress Hard Drive but don't worry I'll delete all
files over size 50,000 that'll give you some space
(3) Your Windows has not crashed
Other Jokes Can Be Obtained By Purchasing
Windows
Windows 2.x
Windows 3.x
Windows '95
All Windows Applications