The Loony Bin
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Wed, 7 Aug 1996 09:11:11 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Are some things worth taking the risk...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
One day Mr. President was jogging.
Because he didn't look out, he fell from a bridge into a very cold
river.
Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident and without a
thought, jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the
river.
After cleaning up he said: Boys, you saved the president of the US. You
deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you'.
The first boy said: 'Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!'
'I'll personally hand it to you', said Mr. Clinton.
'I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbo's,' the second boy said.
'I'll buy them myself and give them to you', said the grateful defender
of the Western Hemisphere.
'And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it', said the third boy.
'I'll personally ... wait a second.. you're not at all handicapped!'
'No, but I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning.'