Tired...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 6 Aug 1996 11:48:31 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Are you tired...???...here's why...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Boy am I tired. For years I've blamed it on middle age, poor blood, lack
of vitamins, air pollution and other maladies that make you wonder if
life's worth it. 

But, I found out it's not that - it's because I'm "overworked".

The population of this country is 51 million. 21 million are retired.
That leaves 30 million to do the work.

There are 19 million in school. That leaves 11 million to do the work.

2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government.
That leaves 5 million left to do the work. 

1 million are in the armed forces. Leaving 4 million to do the work.

3 million are employed by the council leaving 1 million to do the work.

There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 people in jail.

That leaves '2' people to do the work... 'you' and 'me'.

And you are sitting on your backside reading this ?

No wonder I'm bloody tired!