The Loony Bin
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Fri, 2 Aug 1996 08:14:16 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's another short tale about making wishes...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An old man walking along the beach spies an old bottle.
Upon opening it, out pops a genie.
The genie, being grateful for being released to freedom, offers to grant
the old man two wishes.
The old man says: "I'd like something that will bring me health and then
I'd like a date with a famous movie star."
After he gets home, he finds ten cases of canned chicken soup on his
doorstep.
Later the doorbell rings...
It's Lassie.