The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:13:50 +0100
Hiya All... Another example of the differences between heaven and hell... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Fred and Hans die. Hans goes to heaven, Fred goes to hell. Hans is cruising around heaven. Not much happening. It's just like a glorified old age home, and wonders how his friend Fred is doing in hell. So he leans off a cloud and takes a look. Fred is sitting in hell with a beautiful busty blonde sitting on his lap, and a beer in one hand! Hans is pissed off he's in heaven. So Hans checks old J.C coming along and says; "Hey, why is Fred sitting in hell with a blonde on his lap and a beer in his hand, and I'm in heaven with nothing?" J.C says; "It ain't what it seems, the beer has a hole in the bottom of it and the blonde doesn't!"