The Loony Bin
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Tue, 23 Jul 1996 09:06:35 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's an example of what an old lady thinks about...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights
and jogs five miles a day. One morning he looks in the mirror and
admires his body. He notices that he is suntanned all over except his
penis, and he decides to do something about it. He goes to the beach and
completely undresses and buries himself in the sand, except his penis..
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down
and says:
"There really is no justice in this world."
The other old lady says "What do you mean?"
The first old lady says:
"Look at that,
when I was 10 years old I was afraid of it,
when I was 20 years old I was curious about it,
when I was 30 years old I enjoyed it,
when I was 40 years old I asked for it,
when I was 50 years old I paid for it,
when I was 60 years old I prayed for it,
when I was 70 years old I forgot about it,
and now that I'm 80 the damn things are growing wild."