Why one needs a Mercedes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 17 Jul 1996 13:44:39 +0100


Hiya People...

Do you need a Mercedes...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow.  

The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit
to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.  The rabbit
runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. 

He drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope
around the  bumper.  He then throws the other end of the rope to his
friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadow again
and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to the horse to
go and get some help from the farmer. 

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched
over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull
yourself up." And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes.