The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 16 Jul 1996 08:04:44 +0100
Hiya People... Here's the definative list of oxymorons...unless you know better... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- OXYMORONS: The Complete List? advanced basic airline food (also: junk food, hospital food) alone together amateur expert baby grand (piano) black light brief survey civil war congressional ethics criminal justice crisis management deafening silence death benefits divorce court down escalator dry wine elementary calculus evaporated milk extra time fast idle flexible freeze (economics) freezer burn fresh frozen friendly arguement gourmet pizza governmental efficiency great depression guest host half full (also half empty) honest crook hopelessly optimistic idiot savant industrial park irate patient jumbo shrimp lean pork light-heavyweight live recording mandatory option marijuana initiative medium large mild abrasive minor disaster mobil station no-good do-gooder! non-stop flight old news organized mess original copy oxymorons in vehicle names: Dodge Ram oxymorons in vehicle names: Cherokee Pioneer partially completed passive agression peacekeeper missile perfect idiot plastic glasses pretty ugly random logic (fuzzy logic) rap music renegade lawmakers (from CNN during the battle in Moscow.) scheduled spontaneity (From a Franklin time management class.) second best singular relationship standard deviation student teacher sure bet sweet sorrow terribly nice turbo diesel unacceptable solution work party working vacation