The Loony Bin
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Wed, 10 Jul 1996 12:41:05 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
This one's a short tale of a parachute test...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man decided to jump from a plane to test his new parachute. But the
chute failed to open.
As the man struggled with the rip cord, he spotted another man rocketing
up toward him from the ground below.
As they passed, the man with the parachute yelled, "Hey, do you know
anything about parachutes?"
"No," replied the man on his way up; "do you know anything about propane
stoves?"