Having an Affair on the Computer...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 8 Jul 1996 04:04:17 +0100


Hiya Folks...

The advent of netsex means having to work out if your spouse is having
an affair on the computer...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Ten Signs Your Spouse is Having an Affair on the Computer


10.  Lately she sits at the computer naked.

09.  After signing off, she always has a cigarette.

08.  The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

07.  In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

06.  She's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

05.  She makes sarcastic remarks about your 'software.'

04.  Lipstick on the mouse.

03.  During sex she screams 'A colon backslash enter insert.'

02.  The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underpants.

01.  The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.