The Loony Bin
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Wed, 3 Jul 1996 05:41:21 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a little bit of mayhem for you from Joke of the Day...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder.
A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws, and
while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman
sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently
sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman,
her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open. The woman
looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said "Are you
okay?"
The woman answered "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my
brains in."
Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store
officials called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because
the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had
bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.
A Pilsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat in
the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her in
the head.
When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the dough and
thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at first, then
attempted to hold her brains in.