The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Thu, 27 Jun 1996 09:54:27 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here are some greeting cards messages that we are unlikely to see on sale anytime soon... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- GREETING CARDS YOU'RE UNLIKELY TO SEE FROM HALLMARK: 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes And I feel terrible I'd say "Get well soon" But I know it's incurable. 3. My tire was thumping I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire I found your cat... Sorry! 4. You had your bladder removed, And you're on the mends! Here's a bouquet of flowers And a box of Depends. 5. You've announced that you're gay, And won't that be a laugh, When they find out you're one Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 6. So your daughter's a hooker And it spoiled your day Look at the bright side, She's a really good lay. 7. Heard your wife left you How upset you must be Don't fret about your wife though She's moving in with me. 8. Your computer is dead And it was so alive You shouldn't have installed Win'95. 9. You totalled your car And can't remember why Maybe it was That case of Bud Dry 10. So you lost your job It's one of those hardships in life Next time, work harder And stay away from the boss's wife.