The Loony Bin
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Tue, 25 Jun 1996 04:00:45 +0100
Hiya All... Here are a variety of answers to the eternal chicken question... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Any Philosophy 101 Professor: Why not? Jane Austen: Because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single chicken, being possessed of a good fortune and presented with a good road, must be desirous of crossing. Aristotle: To actualize its potential. Neil Armstrong: One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry. Roseanne Barr: Urrrrrp. What chicken? The Beatles: To be free as a bird! Lavrenti Beria (ex-head of the KGB): This is a State Secret -- we have informants everywhere. Lucien Bouchard: So that it could be SEPARATE!