The Rejection Rejection Letter...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 22 Jun 1996 11:32:26 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

This may be useful to those of you now finding yourselves thrust onto
the employment scene...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The Rejection Rejection Letter

Baxter Conners
Vice President
Company 203
203 Wall St.
New York, NY 10015

Dear Mr. Conners,

Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration
I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer
me employment with your bank.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience
in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my
needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm
immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Yours sincerely,

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