The Loony Bin
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Fri, 21 Jun 1996 08:36:16 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals...
Here's somewhat of a story of revenge...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A guy stumbles out of a hotel in Las Vegas. Down to his last few
dollars, he needs to get a cab to the airport for his flight home.
Going up to the only cab in front of the hotel, he asks the driver how
much it is to get to the airport. The driver tells him $10. Reaching
into his pocket, and finding only $8, the guy pleads his case. The cabby
screams at him to get the fuck out of his cab, calling him a freeloader
and other vile things. He hitchhikes to the airport, fortunate to get a
ride, and heads on his way.
Six months later, the same man, flush with success at the gaming tables,
leaves with a pocket full of money, intending to catch a cab to the
airport.
He sees the *same* cabby, 3rd in line in front of the hotel.
He heads to the first cab, jumps in and says to the driver.... "say, I
need to get to the airport, but how about you giving me a blowjob too.
I'll pay you $100". The cabby starts swearing at him " get out you
pervert".
So the guys goes to the second cab in line, tells about needing a ride
to the airport, and makes the same $100 offer for a blowjob. He is
promptly thrown out of the second cab as well.
He goes back to the third cab, jumps in and says "take me to the
airport".
Passing the first two cabs, He smiles brightly, and gives them a big
thumbs up !!!!!