Breathalyser Test...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 19 Jun 1996 04:42:33 +0100


Hiya Guys & Gals...

Don't you try this at home...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Staking out a notoriously rowdy bar for possible drink drive violators,
a cop watched from his squad car as a fellow stumbled out the door,
tripped on the  curb and tried 45 cars before opening the door to his
own and falling asleep on the front seat.

One by one, the drivers of the other cars drove off. Finally, the
sleeper  woke up, started his car and began to leave. The cop pulled him
over and administered a breathalyszer test. When the results showed a
0.0 blood-alcohol level, the puzzled policeman asked him how that was
possible.
"Easy," was the reply. "Tonight was my turn to be the decoy"