The Loony Bin
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Thu, 13 Jun 1996 02:22:12 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's a story about a nun who wanted to travel...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Sister Mary Catherine dies and meets St. Peter at the gates of Heaven.
St. Peter asks her, "Do you have any regrets"?
Sister M.C. replies, "I always wanted to travel, but never really had
the chance".
St. Peter tells her since she has had a good life he will give her 24
hours to go where ever she wanted to go.
24 hours later the phone rings, St. Peter answers and she says, "Hi,
this is Mary Catherine, I'm in Rome, I visited the Pope, the scenery is
just beautiful".
St. Peter decides since she has been good to give her another 24 hours
to go somewhere else.
24 hours later the phone rings, St Peter answer and he hears, "Hi this
is Mary Catherine, I'm in Paris. The Eiffel Tower is amazing, the food
is wonderful, I love it here".
Since she has been good St. Peter gives her another 24 hours to go
somewhere.
3 weeks later the phone rings, "Hey PETE!!! This is 'Cat, I'm in Noo
Awlins!!!!"