The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 11 Jun 1996 08:17:43 +0100
Hiya People... Here's a strange story for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- =============================== Piano player =============================== John walked into his friend's bar, he saw a 1-foot tall guy playing the piano. "Where did you find this piano player?" asked John. The bar owner told John the genie gave it to him and added that the genie was in the basement if his friend wanted to go ask the genie for something. So John went to the basement and to the genie he said, "I want a million bucks," and boom, there were a million ducks. "What are you, some kind of idiot? I asked for a million BUCKS," said John to the genie as he stormed out of the basement. The bar owner came and asked,"So how did it go?" "That must be the stupidest genie in the whole world. I asked for a million bucks, and he gave me a million ducks," said John. The bar owner said, "I know. Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?"