The Loony Bin
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Mon, 10 Jun 1996 22:03:49 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals...
Here's a superhero story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Superman was bored. He looked up Spiderman and says, "Hey, Spidey,
you want to go to the bar and play pool and sip some suds?"
"Sorry Supe," Spiderman replies. "I have to repair my webs today."
Superman paid a visit to Batman. "Hey, Batman, you want to go shoot some
pool or something?"
"Sorry, man," Batman replies. "Gotta work on my Batmobile today."
Superman then starts flying through Superhero City, looking for
something to break the boredom. Passing a window, he sees Wonder Woman
lying on the bed naked. He says to himself, "Hey, I am faster than a
speeding bullet. I'll fly in there and bang her so fast she won't even
notice." Five seconds later it was all over.
Wonderwoman rolls over and says, "Invisible Man, did you hear
something?"
"No, but my ass hurts like hell!"