Desperation...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 9 Jun 1996 12:09:48 +0100


Hiya Folks...

There really is nothing to say about this little story...see for
yourselves...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A guy was shipwrecked on a small desert island, you know the type, with
only a female pig and a male dog for company.

He was there for many months with no sign of assistance and started to
wonder how long it would be before he finally ended up having sex with
the pig.

After almost a year without sex he gave in to his primal urges and tried
to have sex with the pig, whereupon the dog started barking angrily and
would not stop. This put him off having sex with the pig. However the
stress continued and he tried again and again to have sex with the pig,
each time the dog would not leave them alone and barked and barked.

Eventually another ship was wrecked on the same island, and the only
survivor was an attractive female in her early twenties. She was near
death and the man managed to drag her from the surf and perform mouth to
mouth on her until she revived. She was very grateful.

She said "I am so grateful, I will do anything to repay you for saving
my life, just anything you wish, what can I do to make you happy?"

"Could you take the dog for a walk?" he said.