The Loony Bin
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Fri, 7 Jun 1996 08:41:10 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a useful dictionary of dating for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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DICTIONARY OF DATING
ATTRACTION
The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT
What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people
meet.
DATING
The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to
get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in
the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
BIRTH CONTROL
Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills,
inserting a diaphragm, using a condom and dating repulsive men.
EASY
A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT
A method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in
another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty
looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness,
but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located on her
chest.
FRIEND
A person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping
with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE
A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be
"playing hard to get".
INTERESTING
A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABIT
What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to
each other turn into after a few months together.
LAW OF RELATIVITY
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to
how unattractive your date is.
NYMPHOMANIAC
A man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.
SOBER
A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.