Fun with a Nun...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 3 Jun 1996 15:08:31 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here's a nun story for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The Mother Superior summons all hundred nuns of the convent to an
assembly in the chapel.

"A man has been visiting the convent every night" says the Mother
Superior.

Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!"
One little nun says, "Hee hee hee."

"We know that one of the nuns has been with him every night," says the
Mother Superior.

Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!"
One little nun says, "Hee hee hee."

"We know because we found a used condom," says the Mother Superior.

Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!"
One little nun says, "Hee hee hee."

"It had a hole in it," says the Mother Superior.

One little nun says, "Gasp!"
Ninety-nine nuns say, "Hee hee hee."