The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 3 Jun 1996 15:08:31 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here's a nun story for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Mother Superior summons all hundred nuns of the convent to an assembly in the chapel. "A man has been visiting the convent every night" says the Mother Superior. Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!" One little nun says, "Hee hee hee." "We know that one of the nuns has been with him every night," says the Mother Superior. Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!" One little nun says, "Hee hee hee." "We know because we found a used condom," says the Mother Superior. Ninety-nine nuns say, "Gasp!" One little nun says, "Hee hee hee." "It had a hole in it," says the Mother Superior. One little nun says, "Gasp!" Ninety-nine nuns say, "Hee hee hee."