The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Wed, 29 May 1996 08:36:34 +0100
Hiya People...
I told you I didn't think we'd seen the last of these...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************
******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*******************
*** ***
*** THE LOONY BIN ***
*** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk ***
*** ***
******************Internet Goddess*******************
*********************ANDROMEDA***********************
------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
When it became obvious the plane would crash, the attendants were giving
last minute instructions. One nervous passenger asked, "How often do
these aircraft crash?"
The stewardess replied, "Only once."
---------------
Did you hear ValuJet is increasing prices so that they can upkeep the
planes better?
They now charge an arm and a leg.
---------------
What did one gator say to the other gator, after the 592 crash?
"Oh, that must be the new MacDonald-Douglas adult Valu-meal."
---------------
What's the difference between ValuJet and the higher priced airlines?
On the full-service airlines you get a meal.
On ValuJet, you ARE the meal.
---------------
What was the special meal on Flight 592?
Smoked salmon.
---------------
What does ValuJet now serve as complimentary beverage on its flights?
Gatorade.
-----------------------------------------------
The day after the crash, Valujet customers requesting a flight from
Miami were told that they were swamped.
-----------------------------------------------
One Valujet customer asked them how much for a one-way flight from Miami
to the Everglades.