Gender quiz...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sat, 25 May 1996 12:31:44 +0100


Hiya Poeple...

Here's a test to help you figure out if you are male or female...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

ps...Karla...erm...I'm not sure what you're to do with this one...try it
for fun perhaps...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Are you male or female? 
Take this test and find out for sure 
  
(1)  Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are: 
  
     a. one 
     b. almost a dozen 
  
(2)  When parking your car in a public garage you: 
  
     a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant 
     b. hand your keys over politely 
  
(3)  You haven't shaved in 4 days.  The resulting stubble can be 
        construed as: 
  
     a. sexy 
     b. gross 
  
(4)  At the doctor's, a common request would be: 
  
     a. "Cough." 
     b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?" 
  
(5)  As a sporty person, you need athletic support with: 
  
     a. one cup 
     b. two cups 
  
(6)  When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is: 
  
     a. nothing 
     b. "Do I look fat?" 
  
(7)  You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe 
        you would be: 
  
     a. sports legend 
     b. tramp 
  
(8)  The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is: 
  
     a. 35 
     b. 14 
  
(9)  When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to 
     your mind is: 
  
     a. your car 
     b. panty hose 
  
(10) It's the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score 
        tied.  Bases are loaded with 2 outs.  The man at bat has a .311 
        average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty.  Your 
        mate turns to you and asks "Want a back rub?"  You are: 
  
     a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question 
     b. daydreaming 
  
(11) Your idea of basic pump is: 
  
     a. an athletic shoe made by Nike 
     b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva 
  
  
  

                               SCORING 
  
                    a = 1 point        b = 2 points 
  
12 - 16 Congratulations, you are a male.  This means you have a greater 
lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of
your sex can look forward to being president someday. 
  
17 - 22 Congratulations, you are a female.  This means you will live 
longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite 
company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president 
someday.