The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 25 May 1996 12:31:44 +0100
Hiya Poeple... Here's a test to help you figure out if you are male or female... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ps...Karla...erm...I'm not sure what you're to do with this one...try it for fun perhaps... ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Are you male or female? Take this test and find out for sure (1) Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are: a. one b. almost a dozen (2) When parking your car in a public garage you: a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant b. hand your keys over politely (3) You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as: a. sexy b. gross (4) At the doctor's, a common request would be: a. "Cough." b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?" (5) As a sporty person, you need athletic support with: a. one cup b. two cups (6) When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is: a. nothing b. "Do I look fat?" (7) You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be: a. sports legend b. tramp (8) The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is: a. 35 b. 14 (9) When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is: a. your car b. panty hose (10) It's the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws, and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and asks "Want a back rub?" You are: a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question b. daydreaming (11) Your idea of basic pump is: a. an athletic shoe made by Nike b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva SCORING a = 1 point b = 2 points 12 - 16 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday. 17 - 22 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company and a select few of your sex can look forward to being president someday.